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Plan…
Shower, bed, course, shower, bed, course, shower, bed, laze around till 4pm, work, bed, shower, work, shower, bed, work, shower, bed, TWO WEEKS HOLIDAYYYYYYYYY :D
Apparently…
One of the ‘unwritten rules’ of going to the lake district is…
That you have to have anal sex.
Pretty sure My boyfriend just made this up so he can violate me.
Not happening dude.
*snickers*
Every time I see it!
One of the funniest hulk moments :D
SO excited!
Within the next week I might possibly have a silver or charcoal labrador puppy :D
I have been whining to the parents for aaaaggges, sayign that this little guy…

Needs a friend, and it seems like its actually worked… YAY :D
Pretty awkward…
Mum : “Kay, the hotel you and Darren are going to stay in is on 4 in a bed”
Me: *starts to watch show with both mother and father*
Person on TV: ” So these rooms are pretty much for dirty weekends or just for people to have sex in”
Cue me leaving the room / parents looking at me with disgust.
I need this printed and on my wall as a reminder that everyday holds so much more to it than I thought and I can do better than I am.
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